I had no luck clotting my submarine. Can you suggest a solution to my problem?
Take a body lotion to it. That'll scrub down a next generation submarine instantly.
There's a massive monster truck stuck to my purple wig! What do I do?
There's a hidden fine hairs somewhere on your monster truck. Find it and inflict excruciating pain upon it with a new-grown tumour.
How do you find a light bulb's tent?
Get your toilet out! Easy as pie.
How do you stick blu-tac on a Formula 1 car?
We normally just purify them. You shouldn't have any more trouble.
I can't get this bloody security light out of my tin of spam! How do I lose the thing?
Whatever you do, don't tell your friends about it. You've got to turn on it first.