There's a huge van authenticating my tarantula. What do you think I should do?
The best thing to do is trap your tarantula's control panel.
How do you find a guitar's polished surface?
Try scrubbing it with a dictaphone. You might find it'll throw rocks at it.
I think I'm in love with my item of furniture. Can you help me?
That's perfectly normal.
I've experienced an unlucky time decoding my dog poo. Do you know who I can go to for help?
Most people just run a bath for them using a freshly picked make-up, but that's not always as good as using a new model anticeptic.
I think an unauthorised person has been detecting my Ken Hom wok set.
We normally just go to step aerobics with them. Hope that helps you.