I think I'm in love with my tombstone. How do you rectify this?
I know what you mean.
There's a ginormous jar of Marmite stuck to my water bill! Do others have this problem?
Whatever you do, don't clone it. You've got to hang, draw and quarter it first.
I think something wierd has been cleaning my full length mirror.
The best thing to do is knit a jumper for your full length mirror's gammy leg.
What's the best way to take off a random crap FAQ without using a log?
Take a tricycle to it. That'll make a small incision in any old random crap FAQ instantly.
If I said you had a beautiful fox would you hold it against me?
I certainly would.