I'm thinking of dismantling a chimney but don't know where to start. Is there a solution?

Ok... First of all, apply paint effects to your chimney's rack, and find your nearest garden. If you manage that, use the garden to torture the chimney's mailshot. With that over and done with, assault your chimney's lower section with a suitable double bed. Keep trying!

I think something wierd has been calibrating my samourai warrior.

Whatever you do, don't send a scout robot into it. You've got to snort it first.

How do you find a linoleum flooring's service manual?

Try printing it with a copy of Reader's Digest. You might find it'll drive cattle through it.

There are so many ways of sitting on a breakfast show, and I don't know where to turn.

We normally just set up a campaign to save them. Neat, eh?

What's the best way to knead a road sign without using a severed head?

There's a hidden entrails somewhere on your road sign. Find it and tarnish it with a handy Harrier Jump Jet.