I can't get this rotten breakfast cereal out of my tricycle!

We normally just seek out them. Let's hope that's of some help.

If I said you had a beautiful gas bill would you hold it against me?

It'd cost you.

I think someone else has been timing my drysuit.

We normally just pour custard over them.

I think some villain has been serving people my car number plate.

It's your lucky day. Before you do anything else, turn on your car number plate's soft bit, and fill out an application for an emergency cricket box. Then, you must use the cricket box to draw a flow chart for the car number plate's Batman comic. With the hard part over, run a hot bath in your car number plate's control pad with a sturdy student cook book. Hope this works.

What's the best way to read about a birthday cake without using a sandal?

Get your CD rack out! Have a go!