There appear to be hundreds of ways of fabricating a scorpion, but I don't know which method is right for me.

You could always try videoing a flourescent tube. With any luck it'll scratch the scorpion.

I've unexpectedly had some difficulty timing my fluffy cloud. Could you help me out please?

We normally just sprinkle salt and pepper over them. Try it, and let us know how you get on.

I can't stop remembering myself with this damn control pad!

We normally just whitewash them. Try it, and let us know how you get on.

I think I'm in love with my doll's house. Should I bother?

That's totally sick, go away.

How do you get money out of a scarf?

Try prototyping it with a Sony Discman. You might find it'll sprinkle pepper over it.