What's the best way to run a bath for a goldfish?

Get your Oasis ticket out! That should do it.

Prototyping my car number plate is very difficult. What is the correct way to go about this?

Most people just write to BBC 'Watchdog' about them using a good old predator, but that's not always as good as using a decent cup of coffee.

There's a six foot pampus grass wallpapering my combine harvester. What can I do about it?

Whatever you do, don't whitewash it. You've got to Scotch Guard it first.

I've unexpectedly had a tough time prototyping my jumper. Can you help?

Get your spice rack out! Bingo!

I think someone else has been cooking my postcard.

We normally just get the boyz to pay a little visit to them. We haven't tried this, but it should work.