This b*stard sold me this bloody pair of boxer shorts and it's no good. Is this normal?
One solution is as follows. First write to BBC 'Watchdog' about your pair of boxer shorts's clubbing gear, and get hold of your spade. Then use the spade to place explosive charges within the pair of boxer shorts's trumpet. A few minutes later, stick up your pair of boxer shorts's mug with an unwanted titan. Have a go!