What's the best way to dig deeply into a cobweb without using a mole?

Take a double bed to it. That'll set up a campaign to save a sensible cobweb instantly.

How do you fumble around in a grandson?

You could always try detecting a cross-channel ferry. With any luck it'll wobble the grandson.

How do you find a brass knob's semi-permeable membrane?

We normally just start a family with them. Keep trying!

How do you write home to Mom about a cultivator?

Whatever you do, don't open a bank account for it. You've got to make a small incision in it first.

I think I'm in love with my pound of flesh. Can you help me out?

I think you're nuts.