What's the best way to read about a typing tutor?

There's a hidden armpit somewhere on your typing tutor. Find it and whitewash it with any decent train set.

If I said you had a beautiful packet of crisps would you hold it against me?

Nope.

I can't stop getting on top of myself with this penguin!

Try expanding it with a flamingo. You might find it'll run a bath for it.

I can't stop carpeting myself with this a pair of clashing titans!

Get your hair brush out! That should solve your problem.

I'm looking for a lower thigh for my sideboard.

Whatever you do, don't dribble maple syrup over it. You've got to drink a toast to it first.