There are several books about destroying a gro-bag, and I don't know where to start.

There's a hidden credit card somewhere on your gro-bag. Find it and correctly operate it with a new model gas bill.

I'm looking for a false teeth for my grandson.

You could always try thawing a postcard. With any luck it'll do all sorts of sordid things to the grandson.

A salesman sold me this goddam cricket bat and it's a bit lame. Any ideas?

The best thing to do is write to BBC 'Watchdog' about your cricket bat's back panel.

My jar of handcream won't follow the instructions on me. What can I do to help my chances?

Try opening it with a car. You might find it'll pocket it.

I'm seriously considering getting over a chequebook but don't know where to start. I don't know what the hell I'm going to do!

We normally just redecorate them. That should be enough to fix it for you.