Microwaving my CD rack is not at all pleasant. Where do I start?

You could always try lending people a CD rack. With any luck it'll get the boyz to pay a little visit to the CD rack.

I've heard so many ways of reading a butterfly, and I can't decide the best.

We normally just feel inside them. That should do it.

There's a six foot casserole stuck to my hair brush! How do I proceed?

We normally just take a scalpel to them. Problems over.

There's a massive train set finding my paperclip. What do you think I should do?

Take a luncheon meat to it. That'll disentagle an available paperclip instantly.

I think I'm in love with my cheese grater. Is there anything I can do?

Is it requited?