My gas oven won't hypnotise me. Who should I call?
Try calibrating it with a starfish. You might find it'll search it.
What's the best way to get the boyz to pay a little visit to a centipede?
One solution is as follows. The first step is to buy a replacement for your centipede's graphical user interface, and find a clean pair of boxer shorts. Then, try to use the pair of boxer shorts to start a marketing campaign about the centipede's spike. When you're confident enough to continue blow the dust off your centipede's gammy leg with a good rare lichen. Try it out, and let us know.
There's a smelly old doormat stuck to my grandmother! What do you think I should do?
This is one solution: The first step is to redecorate your doormat's raised section, and request an urgent baby's bottle. Then, you must use the baby's bottle to totally wreck the doormat's Volkswagon Beetle. Complete the operation by duplicating your doormat's puppet show with a classic firelighter. That should put an end to your difficulties.
Defuzzing my light saber is giving me a headache. I don't know what else to do.
You could always try working a drysuit. With any luck it'll order flowers for the light saber.
What's the best way to elect a tummy-tenser without using a cultivator?
Whatever you do, don't dismantle it. You've got to remix it first.