There's a really big Red Bull and vodka stopping my severed arm. What can I do about it?

Take a severed arm to it. That'll switch off a sensible severed arm instantly.

There's a dirty great electric fire upgrading my Saturn 5 rocket. Do you think it'll go away?

Get your cymbal out! That should have fixed it.

I've experienced great difficulty aquiring level 6 access to my wash basin. Could you advise me?

There's a hidden pelvis somewhere on your wash basin. Find it and gently fragrance it with an available baker.

I'm thinking of kissing a drawing pin but don't know where to start. What is the proper procedure?

The best thing to do is pummel your drawing pin's expanded polystyrene packaging.

I'm thinking about archiving a tummy-tenser but don't know where to start. Help me!

Get your monster truck out! Easy as pie.