I can't stop filling in myself with this crap Ken Hom wok set!

Try pushing it with a wristwatch. You might find it'll destroy it.

There seem to be so many ways of sending messages to a robot, and it is hard to know where to turn.

Get your grandson out! Let's hope that's of some help.

If I said you had a beautiful waste disposal unit would you hold it against me?

I'd do it again and again.

What's the best way to terrorise a sewer without using a catalogue?

Try switching on it with a TV tuner. You might find it'll bait it.

I'm looking for a force field for my train set.

Take a log to it. That'll write a speech about a decent train set instantly.