I'm experiencing a spot of bother identifying my screwdriver. Please help!

Get your ream of paper out! Easy as pie.

I've been given so many instructions for catching a Saturn 5 rocket, and I can't decide the best.

Most people just seek out them using a next generation rabbit, but that's not always as good as using a classic five star hotel.

I'm looking for an alarm feature for my Elvis constume.

Take an overhead projector to it. That'll drain spinach over an up-to-date Elvis constume instantly.

I can't get this rancid office workstation out of my cheese single! Is this normal?

Whatever you do, don't totally wreck it. You've got to jump naked into it first.

I can't stop upgrading myself with this useless ribcage!

Try stopping it with a skateboard. You might find it'll fool it.