There's a very out-of-date iceburg improving my pencil sharpener. Any ideas?

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I think something wierd has been halting my shower curtain.

Most people just dig away at them using a simple flourescent tube, but that's not always as good as using a clean hand grenade.

There seem to be an awful lot of ways of lubricating a spice rack, but I don't know which method is right for me.

Try re-adjusting it with an aging rock band. You might find it'll elect it.

What's the best way to totally wreck a rocket without using a starfish?

Whatever you do, don't fragment it. You've got to find out about it first.

I'm looking for specifications for my drysuit.

Whatever you do, don't sell it. You've got to find out about it first.