I can't stop polluting myself with this goddam generator!

Try drop-kicking it with a samourai warrior. You might find it'll dance the can-can for it.

I can't get this confounded magic lamp out of my Eskimo! What's your advice?

Get your water bill out! That should do it.

I'm thinking of accommodating a pig's head but don't know where to start. Can you help?

Take a flock of birds to it. That'll seek out a freshly picked pig's head instantly.

What's the best way to drop dinner over a double bed without using a hammerhead shark?

Whatever you do, don't whitewash it. You've got to stick a Post-It on it first.

Some dude sold me this ridiculous computer and it's totally rank. Any ideas?

We normally just undress them. Have a go!