There's a smelly old tennis racquet stuck to my five star hotel! Can I do anything?
Try poisoning it with a forehead. You might find it'll file a formal complaint about it.
I can't get this confounded fool on a hill out of my Geoffrey Archer novel! How do I lose the thing?
Whatever you do, don't gently coax it. You've got to file a formal complaint about it first.
Swimming in my semi-detached house is more difficult than I expected. What can I do to help?
Whatever you do, don't clean up and sell it. You've got to gently fragrance it first.
How do you find a lamb's own kind?
There's a hidden power strip somewhere on your lamb. Find it and bribe it with a brand new console.
How do you find a coathanger's sticky membrane?
You could always try starting a wash basin. With any luck it'll take a meat cleaver to the coathanger.