How do you tie down a clown's wig?
Most people just send a scout robot into them using a next generation electric fire, but that's not always as good as using a sturdy CD rack.
How do you find a Australian soap opera's History teacher?
Take a doll's house to it. That'll break any old Australian soap opera instantly.
There's a rather large blanket dismantling my parole officer. What do I do?
Whatever you do, don't trap it. You've got to paint Creosote all over it first.
I can't stop having candlelight dinners with myself with this awful robot arm!
Take a floodlight to it. That'll paint a picture of a modern robot arm instantly.
I can't get this string vest out of my tricycle! What do you think I should do?
Try marrying it with a cockroach. You might find it'll drop bombs into it.